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|Published||March 30, 2016|
"The Fearless Spider-Woman #1"
"The Fearless Spider-Woman #3"
- Shreds First Appearance
- Madame Hydra -First Appearance
- Bob, Agent Of Hydra -First Appearance
- Hydra Goons
- Peter Parker Mentioned
While she starves on the streets, Jessica encounters the nefarious Madame Hydra.
Jessica runs as fast as she can.
Jessica: *pant* *pant*
Jessica cries and sits next to a trash can.
Jessica (Narration): Just what I was afraid of...
Jessica sees a cat walking down the street, and then comes back to the trash can.
Jessica (Narration): ...losing everything.
Jessica rests for awhile, and sleeps on a garbage bag.
The Next Day; At Hydra Headquarters
Bob, Agent Of Hydra: Um, ma'am, we have found the target.
Madame Hydra (Ophelia): What's his name?
Bob: We don't know yet, ma'am. But we are tracking him through our database.
Ophelia: Find him, as fast as possible. And stop calling me ma'am. It's Captain, for you.
Bob: Yes, ma'am! I-I mean, Captain!
Back to the streets of England.
Jessica: Aahh... what was that...
Jessica looks at her hand, only to see a-
Jessica: eeewwwww!!!! Spider!! Spider!! Get it off!!!
Jessica tosses the spider away and accidentally hits a sleeping cat.
Jessica: Ow... that spider bit me... right. I'm still here. Guess I'll just die of hunger.
Jessica tries to sleep again but gets disturbed by the cat.
Jessica: Hey! Ugh.. Can't you let go?
Jessica stares at the cat.
Jessica: ....can I eat you?
Jessica: Eh, I had the same reaction after I asked you that.
Jessica was still thinking of how gross eating a cat was before she smelled food from far away.
Jessica: What's that smell? It... It smells like.. barbeque! You think we should try to find it, kitty cat?
Jessica and the cat took a stroll around the street to find where the smell is coming from.
Seller: Get your barbeque! Only for Five Dollars!!
The lady fans the smoke out.
Jessica: Mmmm.... I can smell it from here... this way!
Jessica: There it is!
Seller: Why hello there, young lady! Can I help you?
Jessica: Um, can I have one?
Seller: That would be Five Dollars.
Jessica: Dollars? I-I don't have money...
Seller: Well sorry, but I really need the cash-
Jessica steals a barbecue from the grill.
Seller: H-Hey!!! Get back here!!!! Uughhh, kids these days...
Jessica: Come on, cat! Hurry!
A cop notices what's going on and chases Jessica and the cat.
Cop: Hey!! Stop there, kid!
The cat stops and growls at the police officer.
Cop: Whoa... easy, kitty...
The cat furiously pounces on the cop and rapidly scratches him.
Jessica: We have no time! Let's go, cat!
Jessica and the cat makes a run for it, going far away from the cop.
Jessica: Phew! *pant* That was *pant* close.
Jessica: Well, thank you for helping me. In reward, we split the barbecue.
Jessica: Say, I haven't really gave you a name, have I? Hmm.... what about "Jar Jar?"
Jessica: You don't like it? Um.. you shredded that cop's clothes... and skin. What about I call you "Shreds?"
Jessica: I'll take that as a yes.
The Next Day
Bob: Captain, we have info on who killed Captain Eric. Turns out, its a vigilante named Spider-Man.
Ophelia: "Spider-Man?" Does he have eight legs?
Bob: No, Captain. He just has webbing and a spider costume.
Ophelia: Seriously? A spider killed my dad? That's laughable, although I wouldn't laugh because this is serious. Go and find this "Spider".
Bob: Yes, Captain.
Back to the streets of England.
Jessica: Okay, Shreds. What menu do you want to eat? Leftover vegetables or Half-eaten fried chicken?
Jessica: Um, just eat the veggies! Its healthy for you...
Hydra Agents raid the town. The townspeople escape the scene.
Jessica: Whats with the locomotion?
Madame Hydra walks the streets.
Ophelia: Hello! Hello! Everyone in this lovely town! Do you like my grand entrance?
Gunshots and bombs fill the town.
Ophelia: No applause? Oh well, It's just the beggining!!
Jessica: Whoa, that lady... she's psycho! We better get out of he-
Ophelia: And where do you think you're going, missy? Get her!!!