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Quote1I'm engineering, she's bio-chem.Quote2
--Leo Fitz


Quote1Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch it, that's the Night-Night Gun!"
"Well, it's on my stuff, it doesn't work and there's no way we're calling it the "Night-Night Gun."
"The bullets work. Non-lethal, heavy stopping power, break up under the sub-cutaneous tissue--"
"Oh, with a dose of .1 micrometers of dendrotoxin. I'm not Hermione. I can't create instant paralysis with that!
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--Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons


Quote1We're gonna have this new 'Night-Night' pistol working in no time, okay?"
"Great. One thing. We're not calling it that."
"Told you."
"Yes, we-- Yes, we are.
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--Leo Fitz, Grant Ward and Jemma Simmons


Quote1It's science, Fitz! I have to dissect something!Quote2
--Jemma Simmons


Quote1What's Fitz doing over there?"
"He detected a strange energy coming off the body."
"It's the smell!"
"There's no shame in it Fitz, it's perfectly natural to be afraid."
"No, the only thing I'm afraid of is putrid decaying flesh corrupting my pristine workspace! Do you remember what happened the last time you brought a dead thing into the lab?"
"Oh not the stupid cat again, and it's our lab, not yours!"
"No, the cat. Tell him about the cat! You left it's liver next to my lunch!
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--Phil Coulson, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz


Quote1Don't you dare act like these last few months haven't been the highlight of your entire pasty life."
"Pasty? Oh, really? Well, when did you become so sun-kissed? Because I'm pretty sure that every minute of every day, you've been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the Academy, Sci-Ops, this plane, you've been right beside me the whole damn time!
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--Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz


Quote1You... certainly have a gorgeous head, don't you? I like men who are about my height but heavier than me.Quote2
--Jemma Simmons


Quote1I have to put away four times what I used to, just to keep my energy up."
"Oh, and after you use your strength?"
"Maybe ten times the food? Then I usually crash afterwards. It's really hard on my body."
"Hard. Body. Got it.
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--Jemma Simmons and Mike Peterson


Quote1Bet there aren't any flowered dresses where she's going."
"Amen to that, sister.
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--Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz about Raina


Quote1It's true what the other guys say-- you are the smartest person to come through here."
"Is that what they say? Yeah, well, Simmons is probably smarter, technically, but that's because she likes homework more than life itself.
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--Donnie Gill and Leo Fitz


Quote1I'm getting into character. My undercover persona harbors some residual resentment to her absent American father.Quote2
--Jemma Simmons


Quote1You never had any time for her, but you made time for your work. And your prostitutes!"
"Prostitutes? Plural?
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--Jemma Simmons and Phil Coulson while undercover


Quote1You're a real miracle worker.Quote2
--Antoine Triplett


Quote1My man Trip's got eyes for that biotech gal of yoursQuote2
--John Garrett to Phil Coulson


Quote1These are the same readings Dr. Selvig and Dr. Foster picked up in New Mexico and in London. They herald the arrival of an Asgardian.Quote2
--Jemma Simmons


Quote1You're stranded on a desert island alone. Sitting in the sand is a box. What's in the box?"
"How big is the box?"
"Just say the first answer that comes into your mind."
"Simmons.
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--Eric Koenig and Leo Fitz


Quote1You're stranded on a desert island alone. Sitting in the sand is a box. What's in the box?"
"That's a hard one, let me think... The TARDIS.
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--Eric Koenig and Jemma Simmons


Quote1So, I don't have an ex, but there was this girl that I liked, and I told her how I felt, but she didn't feel the same, so she left.Quote2
--Leo Fitz


Quote1If I ever see you again, I'll kill you.Quote2
--Jemma Simmons


Quote1We were in the bottom of the ocean, in a storage pod, left for dead. And Fitz... he said something that caught me completely off-guard."
"Ah, those three little words."
"Yes! Well, no. I mean, not exactly. I barely had a moment to process what he said or how I felt about it, next thing I know, he's giving me the oxygen, water's rushing in and... He's ... He's laying there, in the hospital bed. He was so pale."
"How long was Fitz in the coma?"
"Nine of the longest days of my life. When it finally broke, he couldn't speak. He just stared at me, confused. All I wanted to do was help him. All I wanted was... My best friend back."
"Your best friend?"
"I never thought of him as anything else. That said, I can't imagine my life without him. It's all very confusing."
"You've never told him any of this, have you?"
"Oh, lord no.
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--Jemma Simmons and Bobbi Morse


Quote1Skye is my friend. She's different."
"Oh, yeah. Like I was your friend, and then I changed. How did you handle that?"
"Uh, t-the point is, secrets don't help any of us. Skye should have just come clean."
"What, and risked being locked up, studied, or who know what else? No, I wouldn't let her."
"Oh, you wouldn't let her."
"We could have handled her in a way that could have kept everybody safe."
"It wasn't fair to us, Fitz. We had a right to know."
"A right to know. What... is that the same way that Sif and the Kree had the right to know?"
"I think the situation is a bit different, mate."
"No, you would have done to her exactly what they wanted to."
"You don't know that!"
"Yes, I do know that! They would--you would--you'd "handle her"! Mack just said! Like, uh... like Skye's something to be locked up in a cage somewhere. We should be protecting her."
"No, Fitz. We're the ones that need the protection from her.
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--Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz, Alphonso Mackenzie, Bobbi Morse, and Lance Hunter


Quote1I won't stay long, I just need to use the microwave. I didn't want to disturb May and her ex."
"Disturb them from...?"
"They're in the kitchen, talking."
"What are they talking about? Is it about Skye's condition?"
"No, it was of a personal nature. Seems that May isn't a good cook."
"Something Agent May doesn't excel at... interesting."
"Yeah, he teased her about it... she was laughing."
"Oh, he makes her laugh! Clearly she still likes him, and have you seen the way he looks at her?"
"Yeah, I have eyes Jemma, of course I've seen."
"I wonder what happened between them, why end it?"
"They're a bizarre pair. He listens for a living and she doesn't speak."
"Well you know what they say, opposites attract.
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--Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons


Quote1What was in the case, Jemma?"
"Something to help Skye."
"Because you want to change her, is that it?"
"Stop it. I don't want to change Skye, the Diviner did that. I'm just trying to fix her.
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--Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons


Quote1Things change, that's what I'm saying, so maybe if you can learn to control this then you could have Avengers level powers. Something like Captain America even."
"I think it best we keep in mind the unstable nature of Skye's power. If there is an Avenger equivalent right now, I'm afraid it's the Hulk."
"Well, Hulk saved the world last I checked.
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--Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons


Quote1Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, the ones that got away. I had my eye on you two when you were at the Academy. I wanted to recruit you, but Coulson beat me to it. I heard he actually bribed Weaver with cupcakes. Robert Gonzales."
"We know who you are, and we are quite aware of your commendable reputation. Under different circumstances, we might even be flattered... Which is why this is so hard to comprehend."
"Under different circumstances, we would have preferred to be invited guests, but that forced our hand. We had to take it out of play."
"What's inside that's so important?"
"All we know is that Coulson and Fury both believed it was valuable enough or dangerous enough to protect with extreme measures."
"Maybe it was their favorite recipes.
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--Robert Gonzales, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz


Quote1This is Dr. Jemma Simmons, updating the file on the Monolith Fitz and I have been studying. I now know that it is an alternating matter-transportation device ... portal. Quite remarkable, really. I've been transported to an unknown planet in a different solar system. Air is breathable, oxygenated. Gravity seems to be slightly stronger... or I'm very tired. No, I think it's the gravity.Quote2
--Jemma Simmons inspecting Maveth


Quote1You're dinner, biatch!Quote2
--Jemma Simmons after capturing a Tentacled Creature


Quote1You've been nothing less than extraordinary this whole time.Quote2
--Jemma Simmons to Leo Fitz


Quote1Fitz and I believe the General has the ability to manifest a form of sentient Darkforce, able to shift its density at will."
"Judging by the way he's elsewhere at the moment, it operates independently of him.
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--Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz about Androvich


Quote1Time is an illusion. It's how we perceive the fourth dimension. Simmons."
"It's mathematics. He's talking about space-time."
"How do you... How can I explain this? Right. We're 3D, yeah? Okay, but imagine... imagine we lived in a 2-dimensional existence... flat, just like a piece of paper. We wouldn't be able to conceive of three dimensions, of... of... of a... a cube or anything that's not 2-dimensional, okay? Yeah. Right, so, we flat paper people would perceive this 3-dimensional cube as many separate 2-dimensional moments. As time passing... the point on the line traveling through space and time."
"But, in fact, the cube, the line is fixed."
"Yeah, it's just sitting there. There's no future. There's no past. It just... it just is. And nothing you can do will change that."
"You're hurting my brain.
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--Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons and Melinda May


Quote1Maybe some things are inevitable.Quote2
--Jemma Simmons


Quote1The Sterns vulgaris, or European Starling, one of America's scariest invasive species."
"They're just birds."
"Birds can be scary. Imagine a flock of a million coming to peck your eyes out with their tiny, little beaks.
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--Jemma Simmons and Phil Coulson


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