Marvel Fanon


Capri: Welcome. We are going to have so much fun. You lucky people get to entertain me. Don't you feel priviledged?
Wolverine: I ain't entertaining no elf, bub?
Capri: Oh many people think I'm Puck the elf but I'm nothing like him. There are funner things to do than giving some fool a donkey's head. My name is Capri.

High Magistrate: You may not kill him.
Young Magistrate: But he's evil. He kills people in deadly games.
High Magistrate: Did I say you could question me?
Young Magistrate: No sir. What if someone else kills him?
High Magistrate: Don't twist my words. Capri must live.
Young Magistrate: Yes sir.
High Magistrate: To get my point across, I will remove your powers for a day. Go and spend a day in the garden thinking about this.
Young Magistrate: But I have a test today.
High Magistrate: You will miss it.