Rocket Raccoon (Earth-1010)/Quotes

"This one here's our booty!"

- Rocket Raccoon to the prisoners

"Ain't no thing like me 'kept me!"

- Rocket Raccoon

"Rocket. Wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from lockup."

- Rhomann Dey to Garthan Saal

"Aw, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway..."

- Rocket Raccoon

"I live for the simple things...like how much this is gonna hurt."

- Rocket Raccoon

"You got issues, Quill."

- Rocket Raccoon

"Xandarians. What a bunch of losers! Always trying to get from something stupid to nothing at all."

- Rocket Raccoon

"Pretty high and mighty coming from the lackey of a genocidal maniac. Yeah, I know who you are. Anyone who's anyone knows who you are."

- Rocket Raccoon

"I am Groot." "So what, 'It's better than eleven percent!' What the hell does that have to do with anything?" "Thank you, Groot, thank you. See. Groot's the only one of you who has a clue."

- Groot, Rocket Raccoon, and Star-Lord

"Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future." "Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?" "Then you will be arrested." "But what if I want it more than the person who has it?" "Still illegal." "That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?"

- Rocket Raccoon and Rhomann Dey

"No, Groot... don't do this, you'll die... why are you doing this?" "WE are Groot."

- Rocket Raccoon and Groot

"There's one more thing we need to complete the plan. That guy's eye..." "No! No, we don't. No, we don't need that guy's eye." "No, seriously, I need it! It's important to me."

- Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord