Earth-6161616161616161616666666

Earth-6161616161616161616666666 is an EDGY, HIP, and NEW alternate universe that takes all those OLD, CHEESY, and OLD-SCHOOL comics YOU posers know, and totally RE-IMAGINES THEM in a GRITTY, REALISTIC fashion! It's SIIIIIIICK!

Characters

 * SPIDER-MAN - Peter Parker was a COOL COLLEGE AGE HIPSTER, that's how you know he's COOL, and he wears, like, a red HOODY with BLUE FINGERLESS GLOVES! Because he's HIP and NEW! And he has, like, a SCARF! And a SEX PISTOLS T-SHIRT! Yeah! SIIIIIICK!
 * CAPTAIN AMERICA - Steve Rogers was a MILITARY MERCENARY who KLLED TERRORISTS, and then the GOVERNMENT made a special SERUM that GENETICALLY ENHANCED HIM! He became CAPTAIN AMERICA, and he wore some BLUE BODY ARMOR with a RED SHIELD... no, shields are OLD, he had... a LASER GUN! SIIIIIICK! But the GOVERNMENT turned out to be CORRUPT and he fought AGAINST THEM! QUESTION AUTHORITY!
 * FANTASTIC FOUR - REED RICHARDS and SUE STORM and BEN GRIMM and JOHN STORM (John is more MATURE) were ASSASSINS who worked for SHIELD! Because EVERYTHING is connected to SHIELD! They were sent to OUTER SPACE to kill some SPACE TERRORISTS, because TERRORISTS are RELEVANT in this modern world! They fought the TERRORISTS but then a PORTAL opened and COSMIC ENERGY GOT THEM, MUTATING them and GENETICALLY ALTERING THEM! They got back to Earth... uh... somehow... and they were like, WE GOTTA KILL THOSE TERRORISTS! So they used their COOL NEW POWERS to KILL ALL THE TERRORISTS! Because this is GRITTY and CONTEMPORARY! And that's SIIIIIICK!