Maria Hill (Earth-1010)/Quotes

"Sir, Evacuation may be futile." "We should tell them to go back to sleep?" "If we can’t control the Tesseract's energy, there might not be a minimum safe distance."

- Maria Hill and Nick Fury

"When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?" "Last night."

- Maria Hill and Tony Stark

"Sir, how does it work now? They've gone their separate ways some, pretty extremely far. If we get into a situation like this again what happens then?" "They’ll come back." "Are you really sure about that?" "I am." "Why?" "Because we’ll need them to."

- Maria Hill and Nick Fury

"What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?" "Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistics Division." "And what does that mean to you?" "it means someone really wanted our initials to spell shield."

- Maria Hill and Grant Ward

"Everything’s changing. A little while ago, most people went to bed thinking that the craziest thing in the world was a billionaire in a flying metal suit. Then aliens invaded New York and were beaten back by, among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the ‘40s, and a god."

- Maria Hill

"The Battle of New York was the end of the world. This, now, is the new world. People are different."

- Maria Hill

"Agent Hill did a very detailed assessment of your last three missions. Combat, top grades. Espionage, she gave you the highest marks since Romanoff. Under “people skills” she drew a… I think it’s a little poop with knives sticking out of it."

- Phil Coulson to Grant Ward

"You should go sometime." "Where?" "Tahiti. It’s a magical place." "Three days in I’d be begging for an assignment." "Exactly."

- Phil Coulson and Maria Hill

"This is Hill." "I need you in D.C. Deep shadow conditions." "Give me four hours." "You have three. Over."

- Maria Hill and Nick Fury

"Yeah it went as expected. S.H.I.E.L.D. implodes and everyone wants answers. The CIA, NSA, NRO, them I can handle but Congress? Congress is like kindergarten. “Where is this Fridge? What was in there? Who or what is a Man-Thing?” I swear I need a cocktail and a lobotomy."

- Maria Hill to Pepper Potts

"Most of the intelligence community would like to drop me into a dark hole. But even they can’t mess with Tony’s army of lawyers. So, for now, we’re privatising global security."

- Maria Hill

"Three minutes and twenty seconds, really? If you were my agents, it wouldn't be for long."

- Maria Hill

"You’re right, we should’ve seen HYDRA coming."

- Maria Hill

"We’re not bringing the band back together again, Coulson. It’s over. There is no S.H.I.E.L.D. anymore."

- Maria Hill to Phil Coulson

"You’re still protecting your secrets."

- Phil Coulson

"Maria Hill, I kind of hoped you went down with the Triskelion." "And I hoped you weren't the duplicitous lowlife you turned out to be, but here we are."

- Grant Ward and Maria Hill

"A lot of us lost respect for Fury when he picked you as his second. If he needed eye candy around he could've at least picked Romanoff."

- Grant Ward to Maria Hill

"This is one of the most classified facilities on the planet, Major. How the hell did you find it?" "I told them."

- Phil Coulson and Maria Hill

"I know you’ll do the right thing." "The right thing? That’s funny, coming from you after everything you and Fury have done."

- Maria Hill and Phil Coulson