Edwin Jarvis (Earth-1010)/Quotes

"Jarvis residence."

- Edwin Jarvis answering the phone

"When you're not humiliating him, that fellow up there is my butler, Edwin Jarvis. He'll help you any way he can."

- Howard Stark

"Edwin, I'm home!" "Uh, I won't be a moment, Ana!"

- Ana and Edwin Jarvis

"This isn't one of his primary residences. Mr. Stark uses this more for private entertaining."

- Edwin Jarvis

"On occasion, Mr. Stark enjoys adding a theatrical element to his romantic endeavours."

- Edwin Jarvis

"An ideal butler provides service without being asked."

- Edwin Jarvis

"The maid arrives at 10:00, the florist usually by noon." "Cancel them both." "And I shall... cancel them both."

- Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter

"There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders." "Steve was." "From what Mr. Stark has told me, Captain Rogers relied heavily on you. For courage, strategy, and moral guidance. You were his support."

- Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter

"Well, this will be novel; I haven't been in the back of a car for years."

- Edwin Jarvis

"What about Mr. Fancy?" "Who's that?" "You know, the guy I've seen around the automat. Nice suit, nice car, nice shoulders.""

- Angie Martinelli and Peggy Carter

"What brings you here?" "My landlady gave me an idea" "Oh, splendid! Why, now if we could get an opinion from your butcher..."

- Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter

"Sousa." "Hey, Mack, I, uh, got a hot tip for ya." "What?" "Yeah, Howard Stark's stolen inventions. They're... they're... they're on a boat near the south side pier. The Heartbreak, dock 12." "Who is this?" "Just a pal." "Tell me you na... How did you get this number?" "Have a lovely night."

- Daniel Sousa and Edwin Jarvis, faking an awkward American accent

"Sorry, you're counting the ransom in front of me." "Our boss is a very precise man." "Your manners never cease to disappoint."

- Edwin Jarvis and smuggler

"He can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant." "You flatter him."

- Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter

"How could he possibly meet this many women?" "The Academy Awards is a very busy time... What are you doing?" "A large portion of the women on this list are well known actresses, models and socialites. Publicly established for several years. They can be disregarded." "Well, I wouldn't dismiss her." "You think Ginger Rogers is a Russian assassin?" "You should have seen her eyes when I escorted her from Mr. Stark's villa. The darkest gates to the abyss."

- Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis

"Mr. Jarvis, how would you feel if we smashed that mirror with this table?" "I would feel splendid about it." "Alright, we pick it up, and then on the count of three--" "Battering ram. Ready? One... Two... Wait. What if there are people behind this mirror that we're breaking?" "Then they may get hurt, there'll be a spray of glass." "I see. One... Two... Wait! What if those hypothetical people behind the mirror have guns?" "Then we may get hurt, there'll be a spray of bullets." "I see. One... Two... Three!" (The two break the mirror) "No people. Everybody wins." "I've just thought of something." "We're still attached to a table." "We are still attached to a table."

- Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis

"How's that look?" "Like a nest of spiders with very short legs." "That's good enough."

- Howard Stark and Edwin Jarvis

"You were gonna shoot me out of the sky?" "Well, I thought that was what you would have wanted." "No! No, it's not. And for future reference, under no circumstance would I want anyone to shoot or otherwise hurt me. You got that?" "Your point is amply made, sir."

- Howard Stark and Edwin Jarvis

"How refreshing to meet someone who appreciates the finer things." "I appreciate the finer things. I just don't want to know what's happened in and on the fine things."

- Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter