Wade Wilson (Earth-239)

Wow. I KNOW, right? How much longer did it take until I was added into this universe? Like, I could make that joke, but another me already did.

So, I guess this means that you're here to check out the most interesting person in this entire universe. You got some good taste buddy, because let me tell you, there's a LOT of ground for us to cover. Where to start...

Lil' Ol' Wade
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation.

Nah.

Actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program back in... hell, I don't know when. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it alright. By giving me this outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me as a psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab.

So I escaped, and became what some people call a "mercenary" or an "assassin". I always preferred the term "cleaner of the gene-pool". And I've made a lot of good friends along the way. And more then a few enemies.